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Hey you dreamers, strikers and new left redeemers out there,
For thirty-one magical days beginning this Tuesday, 
May 1, we take the plunge and Strike! We 
block the Golden Gate Bridge; 
occupy a Manhattan-bound tunnel; seize the ports. In 
115 cities,
 we march into banks, erect tents and refuse to leave. We disrupt 
financial institutions forcing thousands to preemptively close. Five 
thousand of us pray, dance, sleep on Wall Street and in front of the Fed
 and if the Bloombergs of the world bring out paramilitary police to 
intimidate us, we use our social media fire to call out 50,000 more 
occupiers and intimidate them right back.
In the week 
before the G8 and NATO summits, we light the spark globally. We occupy hundreds of squares in cities on every continent – from 
Paris to 
Berlin, 
Toronto to 
Athens, 
São Paulo to 
Bucharest and 
beyond
 – we up the ante with direct actions that paralyze capitalism. For a 
few days, maybe for a full month, we act as if we already live in a 
world run by people, not corporations.
Our movement goes geopolitical later in May. We 
swarm Chicago and confront 
NATO.
 We tell the military elites there to stop their saber rattling against 
Iran, halt the global arms race and get behind what the majority of the 
people on Earth want: a nuclear-free world starting with a nuclear-free 
Middle East that includes both Iran and Israel.
And then when the G8 leaders meet in Camp David, we create a global 
spectacle the likes of which the world has never seen before … millions 
of us … individually, in flash groups and en masse, we burst out 
laughing at the lunacy of the eight most powerful political leaders on 
the planet thinking they can dictate the people’s business from behind 
closed doors and barbed wire fences. For one day, we take over the 
global mindspace with a whirlwind of 
#LAUGHRIOT
 jokes. (Like: Why did the G8 chickens cross to Camp David? / Cuz 
they’re on the other side. haha!) We laugh our heads off on every news 
broadcast in the world.
May 1968 was the first wildcat general strike in history … it lasted 
two weeks and was a grand gesture of refusal still remembered, but then 
it fizzled … maybe this May we won’t?
for the wild,
Culture Jammers HQ
OccupyWallStreet.org / Tactical Briefing 
#26, 
#27, 
#28 and 
#29 / Find out what your local Occupy has planned for 
May 1, 
May 12, and the 
#LAUGHRIOT then join the movement in 
Chicago 
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